The Commonwealth of El Bababooey is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Myron Vestergaard with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.534 billion El Bababooeyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Bababooey Tunnel. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient El Bababooeyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 222,899 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and Myron Vestergaard's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Bababooey's national animal is the Man Bear Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

El Bababooey is ranked 114,771^st in the world and 101^st in Wintreath for Largest Populations, with 4.53 billion capita.